In "Theft by Finding: Diaries," David Sedaris shares an amusing anecdote about choosing a mortgage broker named Marcus Paisley, primarily due to the appeal of his distinctive name. This decision sets off a chain of imaginative scenarios as Hugh and David envision future conversations with the broker, highlighting their growing anticipation and maybe even anxiety about the mortgage process.

However, David hints at an unsettling feeling regarding the situation. He mentions noticing a troubling pattern that emerges, suggesting that despite the playful excitement surrounding the broker's name, there may be underlying concerns or complications that could arise from their choice. This duality of humor and apprehension adds depth to their experience.