Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over. That's fine, I said, but Santa's also going to need a stool sample.

๐Ÿ“– David Sedaris

๐ŸŒ American  |  ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ Writer

๐ŸŽ‚ December 26, 1956
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In a light-hearted moment from David Sedaris' book "Theft by Finding: Diaries," he humorously recounts a situation where a woman had her son attempt to urinate into a cup, leading to an inevitable mishap as the cup tipped over. This scenario highlights the amusing challenges of parenting and the unpredictable nature of children.

Adding to the humor, Sedaris cheekily suggests that alongside the spilled cup, Santa would also require a stool sample. This playful remark showcases his wit and ability to find humor in everyday situations, making readers appreciate the absurdities of family life and holiday traditions.

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