You love them. The fives and twenties and the profit margins, overheads, the trading fees and tax-free fuckwhats. I love little more than a tax-free fuckwhat. How does anybody keep track of money anyway, when it's zinging around all over the place? This guy puts it here for five minutes into pork asses, then whap! he kicks the asses and slaps it into gizmos, then shuffles some of that into peanut brittle. It's never wise to put all your eggs into one pork's ass.
The quote reflects a playful yet critical view of the chaotic nature of money management. It suggests an almost frenzied interaction with finances where money rapidly shifts from one investment to another, creating a sense of disorientation. The mention of various whimsical terms highlights the absurdity found in trading, emphasizing the complexity and unpredictability involved in keeping track of finances.
Amidst this chaos, the narrator expresses a certain fondness for financial tools like profit margins and tax-free returns, illustrating how some individuals navigate this complexity with enthusiasm. The metaphor of not putting all your eggs in one basket—here, represented as "pork's ass"—conveys the importance of diversifying investments to minimize risk in an unpredictable financial landscape. This captures both the humor and the practical wisdom entwined in managing money.