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Jonathan Safran Foer
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Everything Is Illuminated
This is the sixty-nine," I told him,presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers-two of them-on the action, so that he would not overlook it. "Why is it dubbedsixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity."It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of thenephew of the inventor." "What did people do before 1969?" "Merelyblowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus." He will be made aVIP if I have a thing to do with it.This is where the story begins.But first I am burdened to recite my good appearance. I am unequivocallytall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Thewomen I know who are taller than me are lesbians, for whom 1969 was avery momentous year.
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I will walk without noise and I will open the door in darkness and I will
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Everything Is Illuminated
To feel alone is to be alone.
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