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Trickster's Queen
I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers."Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed.
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The Gathering
Ooh, big day in town for our park warden," I said. "They're even making you wear the uniform.Hayley's mom will be happy. She thinks you look hot in it."Dad turned as red as his hair.Mom's laugh floated out from her studio. "Maya Delaney. Leave your father alone.
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Calculated in Death
The wife's gotta know. You can't hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she's another idiot."I'm not an idiot."Smiling, Roarke continued to stroke. "I'll keep that in mind when I decide to have a long-term affair.""Yeah, you do that. They'll never find your body," she murmured, then dropped into sleep.His smiled warmed, and feeling well loved, he dropped off with her.
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