Contact
Privacy
Category: humor-relationships
Quotes of Category: humor-relationships
TOP TAGS :encroachmentknifelessontoilpeoplepretendrichard-nixonrevisionism

  1. Laurie Halse Anderson _ The Impossible Knife of Memory

    You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy.""But I bought condoms," he said. "I even practiced putting one on!"The lost-puppy look on his face made me smile. "I'm proud of you, Boner Man, but that's not enough.
    book-quotehumor-relationships

  2. Kresley Cole _ The Professional

    Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!
    book-quotehumor-relationshipskresley-cole

  3. J.D. Robb _ Celebrity in Death

    His mind's always on something else. He'd live in a ratty cardigan, and he's always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. And just when you think he's not paying any attention to what you're saying or doing, he comes up with exactly the right answer or solution."", {J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death""People""who expect perfection in a mate miss a lot of fun-and sweetness.", {J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death}
    book-quotehumor-relationships
Categories