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  1. Jude Watson _ Nowhere to Run

    Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. "And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces."Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. "Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info.
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  2. Lewis Carroll _ Alice's Adventures in

    When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -""Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked."We called him Tortoise because he taught us," said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull!
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  3. Margaret Atwood _ MaddAddam

    Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
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