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Joe Haldeman
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Thieves' World
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
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Naomi Novik
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Throne of Jade
I am very tired of this Government, which I have never seen, and which is always insisting that I must do disagreeable things, and does no good to anybody.
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Michael Chabon
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The Yiddish Policemen's Union
The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?
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Janet Evanovich
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Notorious Nineteen
I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
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Raymond Chandler
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The Big Sleep
I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintance. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. But don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me.
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Raymond Chandler
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The Big Sleep
His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?''No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are.
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Lewis Carroll
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The Hunting of the Snark
For the snark was a boojum, you see.
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Aimee Bender
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The Particular Sadness of
Sherrie would be there, and the last time I'd seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You're upset, I'd yelled after her, meanly.
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Laurie Notaro
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The Potty Mouth at the Table
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.
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