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  1. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder: The Whole Damn

    I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!
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  2. Richard Curtis _ Notting Hill

    The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. no one knows why some things work out and some things don't. Why some of us are lucky and some of us get...
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  3. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder the Third: The

    Yes, and this is mine. {Baldrick produces a single scruffy piece of paper.}My magnificent octopus."
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  4. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder: The Whole Damn

    The verdict of this court is that the accused are guilty of witchcraft. The maximum penalty the law allows is to be burned to death.However, in view of your previous good background I am disposed to be lenient. I therefore sentence you to be burned alive.
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  5. Richard Curtis _ The Black Adder

    Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!
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  6. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder: The Whole Damn

    Percy, you are dismissed from my service.""Me? Why, my lord?""Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly, and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. If you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece, you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it. That's why you're dismissed." "Oh, I see." "And as for you, Baldrick..." "Yes." "You're out, too.
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  7. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder the Third: The

    I have a cunning plan.
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  8. Richard Curtis _ Notting Hill

    Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat."
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