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  1. William Goldman _ The Princess Bride

    ...the chapters on whaling in MOBY DICK can be omitted by all but the most punishment-loving readers.
    book-quoteinsult

  2. Richard Curtis _ Blackadder: The Whole Damn

    Percy, you are dismissed from my service.""Me? Why, my lord?""Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly, and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. If you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece, you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it. That's why you're dismissed." "Oh, I see." "And as for you, Baldrick..." "Yes." "You're out, too.
    book-quotehumorsatireinsult

  3. Naomi Novik _ Throne of Jade

    You speak in ignorant disdain of the foremost nation of the world," Yongxing said, growing angry himself, "like all your country-men, who show no respect for that which is superior, and insult our customs.""For which I might consider myself as owing you some apology, sir, if you yourself had not so often insulted myself and my own country, or shown respect for any customs other than your own," Laurence said.
    book-quoterespectinsultretort

  4. Tamora Pierce _ Alanna: The First Adventure

    If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'"Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?"
    book-quotehumorinsultanger

  5. E.R. Eddison _ The Worm Ouroboros

    Are ye ta'en with the swindle or the turn-sickness? Or are ye out of your wits?
    book-quoteinsult

  6. John Swartzwelder _ The Time Machine Did It

    This guy was making me tired. "Thanks for the afternoon's entertainment," I said. "I'll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
    book-quotehumorhumourinsult

  7. William Shakespeare _ Hamlet

    Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in's own house."
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  8. William Shakespeare _ Julius Caesar

    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
    book-quoteinsultsenselessness

  9. William Shakespeare _ A Midsummer Night's Dream

    O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!
    book-quoteinsultthief-of-love

  10. William Shakespeare _ Richard III

    Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.
    book-quoteinsult

  11. Horace Walpole _ The Letters of Horace Walpole.

    If you love good roads, conveniences, good inns, plenty of postilions and horses, be so kind as to never go into Sussex. We thought ourselves in the northest part of England; the whole country has a Saxon air, and the inhabitants are savage."- To George Montagu, Esq., August 26, 1749
    book-quotetravelinsultsussex

  12. Simone Elkeles _ Perfect Chemistry

    Brittany Ellis," Mrs. Peterson says, pointing to the table behind Colin. I unenthusiastically sit on the stool at my assigned place."Alejandro Fuentes," Mrs. Peterson says, pointing to the stool next to me. I give Colin a "help me" look as I try to avoid a panic attack. I definitely should have stayed at home. In bed. Under the covers. Forget not being intimidated."Call me Alex."Mrs. Peterson looks up from her class list and regards Alex above the glasses on her nose. ' Fuentes," she says, before changing his name on her list. "Mr. Fuentes, take off that bandanna. I have a zero tolerance policy in my class. No gang-related accessories are allowed to enter this room. Unfortunately, Alex, your reputation precedes you. Dr. Aguirre backs my zero tolerance policy one hundred percent ... do I make myself clear?"Alex stares her down before sliding the bandanna off his head, exposing raven hair that matches his eyes."It's to cover up the lice," Colin mutters to Darlene, but I hear him and Alex does, too. Alex says to Colin, his hard eyes blazing. "Whatever, dude," Colin says, then turns around. "He can't even speak English.""That's enough, Colin. Alex, sit down." Mrs. Peterson eyes the rest of the class. "That goes for the rest of you, as well. I can't control what you do outside of this room, but in my class I'm the boss." She turns back to Alex. "Do I make myself clear?" Alex says, deliberately slow.
    book-quoteinsultspanishchemistry
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