That's right. Get thee behind me, bitches. I don't got no time for you. Ha! {Tabitha}

What are you? {Zarek}I'm a nymph. {Astrid}I hope you just left an important syllable off that word, princess. {Zarek}

Oh, you're going to die all right. All of you. And for what you've done to my brother you will suffer unimaginably! {Kessar}Yada, yada, yada. Am I the only one who gets sick of the bad-guy monologue?...

And if wishes were horses, I'd have been run over in childhood.

It's not your fault. You had no way of knowing I'd traded my soul. It's not exactly how I start out conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I have no soul. What about you? {Kyrian}

We got latched together and I was hoping you could separate us? {Amanda}They were made by your stepfather. Any chance you have a key lying around? {Kyrian}I guess I shouldn't be surprised. At least...

You're not a morning person, are you? {Simone}I'm a Dream-Hunter/demon. By my very nature I'm nocturnal. That big yellow ball in the sky offends me to the very core of my being. {Xypher}

Man, first I'm shot, now I'm going to be a friggin' zombie. At this rate, I'll never live to have my first date or a driver's license. Ah, gah! I've come too far to die a predestrian virgin. Bubba,...

What happened to cause the jail fight? {Maggie}They thought it would be fun to knock around the 'kid' and show off their manhood. I thought it would be fun to knock a couple of them unconscious....

You, psycho-ass, and Talon, I'll cover, but not him. {Nick}...

Someone else has to be disseminating it. {Mark}Dis-a what? {Nick}Disseminating. It means distributing it. {Mark}Then why didn't you say that? {Nick}Remind me to get him a word-of-the-day calendar....

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! {Selena}

Life's not easy for anyone. Everyone has scars they're afraid to show and we all get slammed headfirst into a proverbial locker from time to time by someone bigger and badder.

The whole point of life is learning to live with the consequences of the bad decision we've made.

And you are? {Xypher}...

{He took a drink of the juice and cursed.}What is this shit? Poison? {Syn}You can't live on alcohol. {Nykyrian}Wanna bet? {Syn}Wanna die? Drink it and quit bitching. {Nykyrian}You know, you're a...

Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Aimee-If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?Xedrix-Call a priest.