Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important - sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation. I don't think you should close the door on your diplomatic...

As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in...

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or...

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.' And

and the moral of that is -Be what you would seem to be- or if you'd like it put more simply -Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might...

It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very simply and neatly arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea how to set about it.

Really, now you ask me,' said Alice, very much confused, 'I don't think--'Then you shouldn't talk,' said the Hatter.

You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.

I mean, "said Alice," that one cannot do without growing. " "One perhaps cannot," said Humpy Dumpy, "but two can. With adequate help, you could have stopped at seven years.

-Well who are you? There was nothing encouraging for the beginning. Alice shyly stuck:...

Alice kept her eyes anxiously fixed on it, for she felt sure she would catch a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon.'Ahem!' said the Mouse with an important air, 'are you all ready? This is the...

Alice: Where Should I go? Cheshire Cat: That depends, where do you want to end up?

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat. "I don't much care where-" said Alice."Then it doesn't matter which...

I see no one on the road, "said Alice....

{…} Could you tell me, please, what path I have to take to get out of here?...

How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head though the doorway; 'and even if my head...

Then you should say what you mean, the March Hare went on.I do, Alice hastily replied; at least-at least I mean what I say-that's the same thing, you know.Not the same thing a bit! said the Hatter....

I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.

And then the Duchess said: The moral of this is, take over the meaning and the sounds will take care of themselves.

If you don't know where you are going it doesn't matter which road you take.

said the Knave, I didn't write it and they can't prove that I did; there's no name signed at the end.

Mine is a long and a sad tale!' said the Mouse, turning to Alice, and sighing. 'It is a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; 'but why do you call it sad?

meaning in it," said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. Let the jury consider their verdict.

What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?-Alice in Wonderland

She generally gave herself very good advice {though she very seldom followed it}, and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes;

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying, 'Come up again, dear!' I shall only look up and say, 'Who am I, then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up...

How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.

I can't return to yesterday because I was then someone ..

what is the use of a book,' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1