"The Downhill Lie: A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport" is a humorous narrative by Carl Hiaasen that explores his journey back to the world of golf. After a lengthy hiatus, Hiaasen decides to confront his past experiences with the sport, reflecting on the challenges and absurdities that accompany it. His return to golf becomes a catalyst for both comedic insights and poignant observations about his life and the frustrations inherent in the game....