I have always believed in dialogue and in nonviolence, and if you look at my background you will see that it has always been my policy to talk to everyone.

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

Mr. President I am praying for you. 'Which way Senator?'

He curled his claw into a fist. I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass. Adam's lip curled. Remind me not to piss you off. The demon raised his brow. Trust that shit, mancy.

Here's the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren't gay lovers with the pharmacist. Sound good? Dove clicked her blinker on and checked her side mirror. All I...

"Is that - am I looking at her beaver?" Mid-swig, I choke on the mouthful of beer, sputtering and coughing. After I recover, I ask jokingly, "'Beaver'? Are you Canadian or something?"

Fuck, yes. Merrick stood. And if you're telling this story, I'm getting the bottle.

So, Mr. Digence, visiting the family home?" "That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney." "Oh, really?" "O'Reilly, actually. But what's a vowel between friends?" "Very good. You should be on...

Sounds like that happens to you a lot. Bet your girlfriend wasn't thrilled, though. He said, raising his scarred eyebrow. His dark eyes crinkled. No one, she said. Well, I don't anymore, if anyone's...

That's all very well, Dumbledore, but, forgive me for asking, why can't you go? They stop. Dumbledore: I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you. {beat} Well, I don't blame you, in your shoes...

You smoke? Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot?

Wrath, what do you say? 'Fuck,' came the reply. Appropriate word choice, my lord, but not really an answer.

hand. Care to explain

Eyebrows of Judgment, Casey said, wiggling his fingers at Gus's face. "We meet again." "Don't talk to my eyebrows"

Did you think I was sitting on my hands? I thought you might be injured. We've met, you and I? I'm making room for your ego.

Good afternoon, Nathaniel. Kindly return my basket. Is that all you have to say? You disappoint me. I thought you would send me sailing into the horse trough at least. I guess you respect my new...

And is it all about the pay?" / "Hence the term mercenary." He chuckled her under the chin. "Try to keep up, halfling."

{A}lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start.