All crimes, all hatreds, all wars can be reduced to unhappiness.

For some reason I was reluctant to ask anybody what had happened. I hate being the person who always doesn't know what's going on and has to ask somebody; it always seems like everybody else knows...

Meanwhile 1st April to lie as if they were honest throughout the year.

Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him?

If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you're up to something.

When a man takes good care of the woman, she takes care of his competitors.

Mr Hawkins said nothing

And you spend your day going around from the house of the washerman to the house of the sweeper, asking about this one's son and that one's nephew, but spending no time with your own family. It is no...

I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours… he teased. I assure you I haven't taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or - Plushophilia? I added. Excuse me?… came his half -...

If a frog is placed into a pot of boiling water it will immediately try to jump out; but if it's placed into a pot of cool water that's gradually heated until boiling, it will stay put and never try...

People who understand human behavior and personality tend to find flaws in every next person they meet, analyze their actions and develop bit sociopath nature.

Either they're still naive, or stupid.

All people are brave when their power is rising.

In some cases, it is the woman's stomach - not her heart - that has left her man for another.

Humanity is worse than flies.

In his humble opinion, she possessed the least appealing traits a woman can put on display: undiscriminating curiosity and nonsensical verbosity.

Last time I was on the welcome Wagon, I was holding some guy by the balls for 15 minutes while the inspector explained why I should leave Birmingham and go home... It was really painful. I bet it was....

And that noise! It was enough to make that happy mailman on Mr. Rogers go postal!

The world now understands the concept of a 'desk murderer.' We know that one doesn't need to be fanatical, sadistic, or mentally ill to murder millions; that it is enough to be a loyal follower eager...

Action and blood now get the game. Disdain treads on the peaceful name.

We never look at people with the eye of God; instead, we look at them from their past, what they did wrong.

They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.

Sometimes humans just don't listen, they 'take' to fill a space that's missin'!

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 3 to raise the middle finger.

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

More and more I feel like the boy who cut off his nose to spite his face.

That's just a fiction, a little game of protocol.

Wildness in animals is a curious thing to us humans. Isn't that why people watch Animal Planet? Escape. Maybe that's why we watch. Animal behavior is elemental. It takes us back to a simpler time.

I actually had to close my eyes, rub them

I don't mind doing awful things as long as somebody else does. I would totally jump off the bridge, thanks for asking.