A princely mind will undo a private family.

It's very hard to behave naturally when you know people recognise you. On the other hand, I still sometimes get upgraded in hotels because someone used to like me back in the day, which is still...

I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.

Like any young person who gets into a political campaign, I joined out of a highfalutin' desire to change the world. But you start to see the sort of tactics people use. You start to see politics not...

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he wasn't going to pay for the hot water in our flat anymore because he...

Our aversion to lying is commonly a secret ambition to make what we say considerable, and have every word received with a religious respect.

Difficulty is a coin which the learned conjure with so as not to reveal the vanity of their studies and which human stupidity is keen to accept in payment

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Good sociologists have always had an insatiable curiosity about even the trivialities of human behaviour, and if this curiosity leads a sociologist to devote many years to the painstaking exploration...

Think about yourself because selfishness is everywhere

We often find that People who claim virtue are the ones to lack it the most.

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

The masses often let themselves down and even those at the forefront who are hoisting the flag of the cause that is intended to alleviate their miseries.

For some reason I was reluctant to ask anybody what had happened. I hate being the person who always doesn't know what's going on and has to ask somebody; it always seems like everybody else knows...

If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you're up to something.

Mr Hawkins said nothing

And you spend your day going around from the house of the washerman to the house of the sweeper, asking about this one's son and that one's nephew, but spending no time with your own family. It is no...

In some cases, it is the woman's stomach - not her heart - that has left her man for another.

In his humble opinion, she possessed the least appealing traits a woman can put on display: undiscriminating curiosity and nonsensical verbosity.

And that noise! It was enough to make that happy mailman on Mr. Rogers go postal!

Action and blood now get the game. Disdain treads on the peaceful name.

We never look at people with the eye of God; instead, we look at them from their past, what they did wrong.

They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.

Sometimes humans just don't listen, they 'take' to fill a space that's missin'!

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 3 to raise the middle finger.

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

More and more I feel like the boy who cut off his nose to spite his face.

That's just a fiction, a little game of protocol.