Seated opposite me in the railway carriage, the elderly lady in the fox-fur shawl was recalling some of the murders that she had committed over the years.
Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.
It was a pleasure to burn.
I did stand-up comedy for eighteen years.
I suppose that's exactly the problem--I wasn't to know any better.
They had flown from England to Minneapolis to look at a toilet.
So, have you split up now?
When people ask me what I do--taxi drivers, hairdressers--I tell them I work in an office.
How easy it was to disappear: A thousand trains a day entered or left Chicago.
The Red Lion was a four-ale bar with a handful of lowbrowed sons of toil who looked as though they...
What could you do? Major Major asked himself again. What could you do with a man who looked you...
Read me back the last line. 'Read me back the last line,' read back the corporal who could take...
Keep in mind that when we talk of a great painting we are not really talking about anything great....
Inscribed on the back was a line from Virgil in Latin: Audentes fortuna juvat. Fortune favors the...
The rain was pattering hypnotically on the plane's exterior.
He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze,...
Havermeyer was a lead bombardier who never missed. Yossarian was a lead bombardier who had been...
It isn't even good grammar. What the hell does it mean when they disappear somebody?