Fans give me yellow things, and I think now what's really fun is, when anyone sees yellow now, they'll think of me. Now it's kind of like this self-fulfilling prophecy: Yellow things come to me.

When I left college, nobody expected much of me - and nor did I.

I mean, I don't even think of myself as a musician, really.

I put on such a good show, the story is outrageous, and people don't want to hear that I'm basically a reasonable human being. As long as it continues to get me print, I'll continue to perform in an...

I like to say I'm determined; some people would call it stubborn. It depends on your perspective.

The me on '8 Out Of 10 Cats' is the side I'd show to my mates.

I was seen as a little weirdo. But I was certain I wasn't a weirdo. I knew who the weirdos were, and it wasn't me!

All my friends are fat.

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.

I think you will find me to be a typical middle-class American.

I don't feel like a dad but my kids know I'm a dad.

Oh, I'm not beautiful. I can look beautiful; I can put beauty on. When I'm tired, I look bloody awful. I think I'm turning into the actress from 'Dynasty,' Linda Evans.

I don't know that I'm as conservative as portrayed.

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky,...

I think I can be relatively attractive when I dress up, but I'm not Julia Roberts or Catherine Zeta Jones.

George Clooney is exactly what you would expect. He's annoyingly good looking, insanely funny, and super smart. So you just feel really inferior around him all the time. You end up feeling really bad...

I don't really think of myself as a folk singer.

The books on my nightstand are so bizarre, very eclectic - like, every German author, and then I have a couple of books by this ex-boyfriend of mine there. I just want to make sure that he's not too...

I do feel like in filmmaking you are largely in control of the perception of you. If you want to be seen as the comedic person you've got to write a comedy and go after that.

When I was a boy, I was really thin, small, long-haired. I always looked young. People thought, 'He can't play football.' I used that to my advantage.

To me, I'm just normal.

It felt like, all of a sudden, I was a poster. Like I was a billboard. It felt like it was for sale.

People are inclined to say that I am Ramona. I'm not sure that's true, but I did share some experiences with her.

If you just looked up where we were from and you looked at what we looked like, it'd be very easy to assume a lot of things about us. Some of those things might even be true. But I don't think we...

I had a terrible fear of not being normal - of not seeming normal. So I went to the library and read every psychology book I could find. Anything about how normal people behave.

I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.

I had - in my early 20s and late teens, I had adopted this idea that I was the future face. And that was in large part due to this Time Magazine cover from 1993 that proclaimed the future face of...

I'm not tall.

I'm a lovely person, considerate and loving.

I find a lot of poetry to be narcissistic.