I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

The Beautiful PoemI go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you.Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penisaffectionately.Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes mefeel beautiful.

Viagra isn't the only drug being prescribed off-label for women with arousal problems. Los Angeles urologist Jennifer Berman told me some doctors are prescribing low doses of Ritalin. Drugs like...

Homo sapiens is one of the few species on earth that care if they're seen having sex. The impala is unconcerned. The dingo roundly flaunts it. A masturbating chimpanzee will stare straight at you. To...

Footnote: In 1998, a woman in Saline, Michigan received a patent for a Decorative Penile Wrap...The patent included three pages of drawings, including a penis wearing a ghost outfit, another in the...

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the...

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta.

A mug's game in my opinion and tiring on top of that, in the long run. But I lent myself to it with a good enough grace, knowing it was love, for she had told me so.

Although I knew enough Freud to believe that the sex urge was an important mainspring of life, it still seemed to me that any conscious manifestation of sex was necessarily ludicrous. Defecation and...

Her long body stiffened against him. Her cool fingers tightened in his shaggy fur, and her bare, clinging heels dug deep into his heaving flanks. She was sweet against him, and the clear logic of this...

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes""Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.

Adriana loved even the rank animal smell of the man's body, her sweat-slicked breasts and belly flattened beneath him, and her arms and legs clutching him as a drowning woman might clutch another...

Shug say, What, too shamefaced to put singing and dancing and fucking together? She laugh. That's the reason they call what us sing the devil's music. Devils love to fuck.

Men have external genitalia, while women have internal genitalia. This simple difference makes a lot of difference in how they write about themselves-and how you might write about your characters....

To some extent, emotions are universal and can be treated that way; no matter what the participants' orientation or preference, they have sex for the same reasons and can experience the same array of...

Okay. This has to be a credible threat. Ergo, we have to have seen {and heard about} the real damage Randall has done to Jamie thus far; we have to be in no doubt whatever that he'd do real damage to...

Almost everybody understands that you have to have something at stake for a story to be good.

One of the general patterns of good {i.e., striking and memorable} writing is the effect of repetition. If you use a certain element-a plot device, an image, a noticeable phrase-once, readers may or...

This is why you use imagery when writing about sex; it's a means both of evoking immediacy and of distilling emotion.

For a different woman, a different relationship, a different situation, gentleness might have been the proper, the only approach-but not for this woman, in these circumstances. The only thing that...

Jamie's viewpoint is expressed almost entirely in metaphor: If she was broken, she would slash him with her jagged edges, reckless as a drunkard with a shattered bottle. He's using physical language,...

Just as an effective advertisement or page layout includes a lot of white space, a powerful scene requires immense restraint. Show things as simply as possible.

Watch a good movie sometime without reference to what's happening but only with attention to how it was photographed; you'll see the change of focus-zoom in, pan out, close-up on face, fade to black,...

If there's true emotional content in a situation between characters, all you do is reveal it.

Pointing out the emotion in a scene is like laughing at your own jokes.

Dialogue doesn't take place in a vacuum. Dialogue is contradictory, in that it can either speed up or slow down a passage.

Don't let characters talk pointlessly-they only talk if there's something to say.

As a rule of thumb, four consecutive lines of dialogue is about as much as you want to have without a tag.