Extreme law is often extreme injustice.

You know what black hatred women feel toward me as soon as they see me, until I return inside my shell, they use every possible weapon. As soon as a generous man tries to help me out, a woman is here...

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

The cartoon is a metaphor really for the fact that it's almost impossible in our celebrity obsessed culture to move around genres and sort of change your ideas, change your face, you know?

Whatever one thinks of the wisdom of building a mosque near Ground Zero, this controversy now affords us an immense opportunity to examine who we are as a people. It provides us with the opportunity...

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

You can't stop demographics. And show me a fence that ever worked. It didn't work at Hadrian's Wall. The Great Wall of China didn't work. The Berlin Wall.

We aren't cool and never will be.

Looking back, there is nothing wrong with that peace, love and equality that the hippies espoused. In many ways, we have regressed because they were into organic food, back to nature, make love not...

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so...

Since the governments are in the pockets of businesses, who's going to control this most powerful institution? Business is more powerful than politics, and it's more powerful than religion. So it's...

Upper classes are a nation's past the middle - class is its future.

It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or race simply by walking on a stage and uttering the words "I am a married man."

you might be a redneck

Even the kids, behind the slice of streetscape floating in the glass, had mastered the art of pretending not to see.

To survive in a corrupt country, you need to be the son of a king or be king yourself.

What makes you think that people with other types of clothes are special? I can go to the shop, buy such clothes, and what? Now I am important?

I smiled at him. America, I said quietly, just like that. What is it? The sweepings of every country including our own. Isn't that true? That's a fact.

A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.

And you spend your day going around from the house of the washerman to the house of the sweeper, asking about this one's son and that one's nephew, but spending no time with your own family. It is no...

McDonald, who was known to hate policemen, was once approached by two cops for a two-dollar donation. "We're burying a policeman," one of them said, to which Mike responded, "Here's ten dollars. Bury...

"The culture of power versus the power of culture," he quoted. "One side always loses."

Where I grew up, women's liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could stretch her legs.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.