Drag queens have always taken on that role of spilling the tea - and the tea is the emperor has no clothes!
Extreme law is often extreme injustice.
You know what black hatred women feel toward me as soon as they see me, until I return inside my shell, they use every possible weapon. As soon as a generous man tries to help me out, a woman is here...
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends.
A wedding is such a girl thing.
The cartoon is a metaphor really for the fact that it's almost impossible in our celebrity obsessed culture to move around genres and sort of change your ideas, change your face, you know?
Whatever one thinks of the wisdom of building a mosque near Ground Zero, this controversy now affords us an immense opportunity to examine who we are as a people. It provides us with the opportunity...
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
In this work I have received the opposition of a number of men who only advocate the unobtainable because the immediately possible is beyond their moral courage, administrative ability, and their...
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
You can't stop demographics. And show me a fence that ever worked. It didn't work at Hadrian's Wall. The Great Wall of China didn't work. The Berlin Wall.
We aren't cool and never will be.
As soon as war is declared it will be impossible to hold the poets back. Rhyme is still the most effective drum.
Looking back, there is nothing wrong with that peace, love and equality that the hippies espoused. In many ways, we have regressed because they were into organic food, back to nature, make love not...
Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so...
There is respect for law, and then there is complicity in lawlessness.
Since the governments are in the pockets of businesses, who's going to control this most powerful institution? Business is more powerful than politics, and it's more powerful than religion. So it's...
Upper classes are a nation's past the middle - class is its future.
It has been discovered experimentally that you can draw laughter from an audience anywhere in the world of any class or race simply by walking on a stage and uttering the words "I am a married man."
More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
you might be a redneck
Gossip, slander and jealousy have caused more pain than many wars.
Even the kids, behind the slice of streetscape floating in the glass, had mastered the art of pretending not to see.
To survive in a corrupt country, you need to be the son of a king or be king yourself.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
What could you do? Major Major asked himself again. What could you do with a man who looked you...
If I turned towards books, it was because they were the only sanctuary I knew, one I needed in order...
We all had to pay, but not for the crimes we were accused of. There were other scores to settle.
The Red Lion was a four-ale bar with a handful of lowbrowed sons of toil who looked as though they...
Hope for some means its loss for others; when the hopeless regain some hope, those in power--the...
if you don't understand something, you can't approximate it. You're really just guessing.
Why are they going to disappear him? I don't know. It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good...
Keep in mind that when we talk of a great painting we are not really talking about anything great....
Read me back the last line. 'Read me back the last line,' read back the corporal who could take...