Rather than a teaching tool, I think a novel is more of a witnessing entity. A witnessing entity? What is that? I just want the reader to step in and experience it as a story.

I don't really care what others think of me. You're not going to please everybody. I care what I think and what my children and my husband thinks.

I'm the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain?

What makes Broken Lizard, I think, is our timing.

I think confidence is a true form of beauty.

You don't just luck into things as much as you would like to think you do. You build step by step, whether it is friendships or opportunities.

Anytime you are successful, I think that breeds confidence.

You should think of renewing your boiler every 10 years or so.

I think I'm very blunt and very honest.

I think Italy-England is always a huge match.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Often, American audiences are underestimated by producers and movie studios. They often think we're dumber than we are.

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. I just don't happen to think it's an appropriate subject for an 'ethic.'

We live on this speck called Earth - think about what you might do, today or tomorrow - and make the most of it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

I think Led Zeppelin must have worn some of the most peculiar clothing that men had ever been seen to wear without cracking a smile.

Politics is a herd mentality. Politicians don't really lead. Politicians reflect what they think is consensus opinion.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

I don't like to say 'dork' and 'nerd' and things like that because I think that everyone is cool in their own right.

I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.