I get plenty of credit out on the road.

I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter.

I don't remember writing anything until I wrote my college application.

Rock bands are not exactly magnets of functional people.

I saw people, and I can't name them of course, that maybe were skeptical at first that were really sold on Donald Trump.

I gave it my body and mind, but I have kept my soul.

I am ready to debate how we fight terrorism without giving up our liberty.

'Simplifying' the tax code is a priority mainly for people who make enough money to want to avoid paying taxes, and who make their money by means unorthodox enough to make avoiding taxes possible and...

My view is that comic books are meant to be long-form stories. They're meant to be novels.

You can solve problems, but the solutions don't always have to be elaborate or expensive.

It has always been a goal of mine to climb Kilimanjaro, so that's definitely happening, and I may write a memoir about it. When I was 25, I tried to trek to Everest Base Camp, but I got sick and ended...

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Prosecutors are all used to persons who commit fraud making wild accusations when they're caught.

To me, if people really want to improvise, get into classes and learn.

I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like bad behavior, I've always liked bad behavior, I'm a fan of bad behavior, and I don't think...

Every generation gets the Tiny Tim it deserves.

I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to...

The best way to predict the future is to study the past, or prognosticate.

I think the way I love talking about my faith is through my story because I think that's all we have to work with sometimes. I think it's the most moving way to share your story, too - is what you...

Hate has a language, so we have to find a language to combat that.

I'm more inclined towards old churches and dusty museums.

I have had shoulder injuries in the past, but usually it's from training.

Oftentimes with change comes growth. What we have to make sure is that without change comes growth.

The editorial strategy of the 'World' is seemingly rested upon the theory that in a desperate cause, it is well to ask a little less than you hope to get. I think you should ask more.

One thing, however, is sure, - that in all cases the effort should be to impose all the cost of repairing the wrong upon the doer of the wrong. This alone is real justice, and of course such justice...

From the time I was three or four years old, I drew all the time. Drew all the time, every second.

Kareem copied my hook shot.

Christopher Hitchens, the late essayist and sot, was a man who purposefully cultivated a lot of friends of a certain type - rich, self-important, generally dim-witted and hence easy for a well-spoken...

I'm not a member of any faith community, and I think faith is a deeply personal issue that individuals should deal with in their private lives.

You can date whoever you want, but you should marry the nerds and the good guys.