No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

I'm a very fertile Puerto Rican.

The critic is a man who prefers the indolence of opinion to the trials of action.

If you're not out testing what's complementary to your brand, you're not making the most of your income potential.

Not to say people shouldn't get rich from art. I adore the alchemy wherein artists who cast a complex spell make rich people give them their money. (Just writing it makes me cackle.) But too many...

The one message I always send to young people is, Don't be afraid to try different things to see what feels right and what's a good fit.

'The Dictator' lands somewhere between wan Mel Brooks and good Adam Sandler, whose 'You Don't Mess With the Zohan,' about an Israeli Special Forces soldier at a hair salon, manages to strike better...

The critic is a genius at one remove; he is not unlike an actor on the stage, and incarnates in his mind, as the actor embodies in his person, another's work; only thus does he understand art, realize...

I don't like turkey. I mean, I do. But I don't like it on Thanksgiving. I don't need it. There are about 20 other dishes that get put on a table or a counter or that stay warming on the stove that I'd...

The public gets not one penny from them in return for those airwaves.

A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual.

It became inevitable that television would address life's mundane problems because television itself is so mundane, part of the ordinary flow of time the way those problems are.

Exhibitions are kind of ephemeral moments, sometimes magic moments, and when they're gone, they're gone.

My idea of a delicious time is to read a book that is wonderful. But the ruling passion of my life is being a seeker after truth and the divine.

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

Be aware of what you cook tomatoes with. The high acid content of the tomato slows down the cooking process of some other foods. Dried beans cooked with tomatoes added to the pot can take up to 20...