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And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They...
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Simone Elkeles
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How to Ruin a Summer Vacation
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And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
( Simone Elkeles )
[ How to Ruin a Summer Vacation ]
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