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  1. Cecily von Ziegesar _ You're the One That I Want

    You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy."
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  2. Cecily von Ziegesar _ Nobody Does it Better

    She was spoiled, but she wasn't lazy. She knew what she wanted, and because she believed absolutely that she could have everything she wanted if she tried hard enough to get it, she never stopped trying.
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  3. Cecily von Ziegesar _ Nobody Does it Better

    That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
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  4. William Goldman _ The Princess Bride

    Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
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  5. William Goldman _ The Princess Bride

    The Princess BrideS. Morgenstern'sClassic Tale of True Loveand High AdventureYou had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.
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  6. William Goldman _ The Princess Bride

    Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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  7. Karin Slaughter _ A Faint Cold Fear

    He felt about as useless as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest
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  8. Sherwood Smith _ Crown Duel

    You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
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  9. Sherwood Smith _ Crown Duel

    Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
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  10. Sherwood Smith _ Crown Duel

    A horse blanket, Mel?I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend it. This piece was too small for a horse, but it was just right for me.'Bran laughed a little unsteadly. 'Mel. A .
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  11. Nicholas Sparks _ The Last Song

    Do you want a cookie?- What?- A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one?- No.- How can you not want a cookie?- I just don't.- Okay, fine,let's say you did want a cookie. Let's say you were dying for a cookie, and there were cookies in the cupboard. What would you do?- I'd eat a cookie?- Exactly. That's all I'm saying.- What are you saying?- That if people want cookies, they should get a cookie. It's what people do.- Let me guess. Dad won't let you have acookie?- No. Even though I'm practically starving to death, he won't even consider it. He says I have to have a sandwich first.- And you don't think that's fair.- You just said you'd get a cookie if you wanted one. So why can't I? I'm not a little kid. I can make my own decisions.- Hmm. I can see why this bothers you somuch.- It's not fair. If he wants a cookie, he can have one. If you want a cookie,you can have one. But if I want a cookie, the rules don't count. Like yousaid, it's not fair.- So what are you going to do?- I'm going to eat a sandwich. Because I have to. Because the world isn't fairto ten-year-olds.
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  12. Terry Prachett talking about Neil Gaiman _ Good Omens: The Nice and

    But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
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