In a humorous standup routine, Matt Graham recounts a quirky incident involving his quest for canned fish for dinner with Catholic survivalists. As he navigates the stairs with groceries, he comically narrates how all the items tumbled down, except for one can of salmon which oddly rolled upwards. This unusual experience sparked a creative idea in his mind, serving as a quirky backdrop for his storytelling.

Later, he shares another amusing episode involving a wrong turn in his car that led him down a one-way street. When stopped by a police officer, he humorously claims he's "spawning," suggesting that his driving mistake was intentional rather than reckless. The police officer's straightforward response about DUI highlights the absurdity of the situation, adding to the comedic flair of Graham’s routine.