{Excerpt from a standup routine by Matt Graham:}Last Friday, my roommate sent me out to get some canned fish, because we're having some Catholic survivalists over for dinner. Weirdest thing happened. I'm coming up the steps, I stumble, all the groceries fall down the stairs. Except for a can of salmon, which falls up the stairs. Bizarre experience, but it gave me an idea. Couple nights later I was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. Cop pulled me over. I told him I was spawning. He said, 'Young man, I have reason to believe you're DUI. You know what that is?' I said, 'Do I!
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In a humorous standup routine, Matt Graham recounts a quirky incident involving his quest for canned fish for dinner with Catholic survivalists. As he navigates the stairs with groceries, he comically narrates how all the items tumbled down, except for one can of salmon which oddly rolled upwards. This unusual experience sparked a creative idea in his mind, serving as a quirky backdrop for his storytelling.
Later, he shares another amusing episode involving a wrong turn in his car that led him down a one-way street. When stopped by a police officer, he humorously claims he's "spawning," suggesting that his driving mistake was intentional rather than reckless. The police officer's straightforward response about DUI highlights the absurdity of the situation, adding to the comedic flair of Graham’s routine.
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