He sent messages to all fifteen of my former suitors, asking if they were still interested in marrying me-"
"Oh, my " Alex breathed.
"-and, if they were, he volunteered to send me to them for a few days, properly chaperoned by Lucinda," Elizabeth recited in that same strangled tone, "so that we could both discover if we still suit."
"Oh, my " Alex said again, with more force.
"Twelve of them declined," she continued, and she watched Alex wince in embarrassed sympathy. "But three of them agreed, and now I am to be sent off to visit them. Since Lucinda can't return from Devon until I go to visit the third-
, who's in Scotland," she said, almost choking on the word as she applied it to Ian Thornton, "I shall have to pass Berta off as my aunt to the first two."
"Berta!" Bentner burst out in disgust. "Your aunt? The silly widgeon's afraid of her shadow."
Threatened by another uncontrollable surge of mirth, Elizabeth looked at both her friends. "Berta is the least of my problems However, do continue invoking God's name, for it's going to take a miracle to survive this."
"Who are the suitors?" Alex asked, her alarm increased by Elizabeth's odd smile as she replied, "I don't two of them. It's quite remarkable, isn't it," she continued with dazed mirth, "that two grown men could have met a young girl at her debut and hared off to her brother to ask for her hand, and can't remember anything about them, except one of their names."
"No," Alex said cautiously, "it isn't remarkable. You were, are, very beautiful, and that is the way it's done. A young girl makes her debut at seventeen, and gentlemen look her over, often in the most cursory fashion, and decide if they want her. Then they apply for her hand. I can't think it is reasonable or just to betroth a young girl to someone with whom she's scarcely acquainted and then expect her to develop a lasting affection for him she is wed, but the does regard it as the way to manage marriages."
"It's actually quite the opposite-it's rather barbaric, when you reflect on it," Elizabeth stated, willing to be diverted from her personal calamity by a discussion of almost anything else. "Elizabeth, who are the suitors? Perhaps I know of them and can help you remember."
Elizabeth sighed. "The first is Sir Francis Belhaven-"
"You're joking!" Alex exploded, drawing an alarmed glance from Bentner. When Elizabeth merely lifted her delicate brows and waited for information, Alex continued angrily, "Why, he's-he's a dreadful old roué. There's no polite way to describe him. He's stout and balding, and his debauchery is a joke among the because he's so flagrant and foolish. He's an unparalleled pinchpenny to boot-a nipsqueeze!"
"At least we have that last in common," Elizabeth tried to tease, but her glance was on Bentner, who in his agitation was deflowering an entire healthy bush. "Benter," she said gently, touched by how much he obviously cared for her plight, "you can tell the dead blooms from the live ones by their color."
"Who's the second suitor?" Alex persisted in growing alarm.
"Lord John Marchman." When Alex looked blank, Elizabeth added, "The Earl of Canford."
Comprehension dawned, and Alex nodded slowly. "I'm not acquainted with him, but I have heard of him."
"Well, don't keep me in suspense," Elizabeth said, choking back a laugh, because everything seemed more absurd, more unreal by the moment.
"Oh, my " Alex breathed.
"-and, if they were, he volunteered to send me to them for a few days, properly chaperoned by Lucinda," Elizabeth recited in that same strangled tone, "so that we could both discover if we still suit."
"Oh, my " Alex said again, with more force.
"Twelve of them declined," she continued, and she watched Alex wince in embarrassed sympathy. "But three of them agreed, and now I am to be sent off to visit them. Since Lucinda can't return from Devon until I go to visit the third-
, who's in Scotland," she said, almost choking on the word as she applied it to Ian Thornton, "I shall have to pass Berta off as my aunt to the first two."
"Berta!" Bentner burst out in disgust. "Your aunt? The silly widgeon's afraid of her shadow."
Threatened by another uncontrollable surge of mirth, Elizabeth looked at both her friends. "Berta is the least of my problems However, do continue invoking God's name, for it's going to take a miracle to survive this."
"Who are the suitors?" Alex asked, her alarm increased by Elizabeth's odd smile as she replied, "I don't two of them. It's quite remarkable, isn't it," she continued with dazed mirth, "that two grown men could have met a young girl at her debut and hared off to her brother to ask for her hand, and can't remember anything about them, except one of their names."
"No," Alex said cautiously, "it isn't remarkable. You were, are, very beautiful, and that is the way it's done. A young girl makes her debut at seventeen, and gentlemen look her over, often in the most cursory fashion, and decide if they want her. Then they apply for her hand. I can't think it is reasonable or just to betroth a young girl to someone with whom she's scarcely acquainted and then expect her to develop a lasting affection for him she is wed, but the does regard it as the way to manage marriages."
"It's actually quite the opposite-it's rather barbaric, when you reflect on it," Elizabeth stated, willing to be diverted from her personal calamity by a discussion of almost anything else. "Elizabeth, who are the suitors? Perhaps I know of them and can help you remember."
Elizabeth sighed. "The first is Sir Francis Belhaven-"
"You're joking!" Alex exploded, drawing an alarmed glance from Bentner. When Elizabeth merely lifted her delicate brows and waited for information, Alex continued angrily, "Why, he's-he's a dreadful old roué. There's no polite way to describe him. He's stout and balding, and his debauchery is a joke among the because he's so flagrant and foolish. He's an unparalleled pinchpenny to boot-a nipsqueeze!"
"At least we have that last in common," Elizabeth tried to tease, but her glance was on Bentner, who in his agitation was deflowering an entire healthy bush. "Benter," she said gently, touched by how much he obviously cared for her plight, "you can tell the dead blooms from the live ones by their color."
"Who's the second suitor?" Alex persisted in growing alarm.
"Lord John Marchman." When Alex looked blank, Elizabeth added, "The Earl of Canford."
Comprehension dawned, and Alex nodded slowly. "I'm not acquainted with him, but I have heard of him."
"Well, don't keep me in suspense," Elizabeth said, choking back a laugh, because everything seemed more absurd, more unreal by the moment.
( Judith McNaught )
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