You're not supposed to talk about your good deeds, I know. It effectively negates them and in the process makes people hate you. If there's a disaster, for instance, and someone tells me he donated five thousand dollars to the relief effort-this while I gave a lesser amount, or nothing at all-I don't think, Goodness, how bighearted you are, but, rather, Fuck you for making me look selfish.
( David Sedaris )
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