8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!
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In a humorous portrayal of modern impatience, the narrator finds himself frustrated at a McDonald's when a woman takes too long to order. His irritation stems from the fact that the menu has remained unchanged for years, leading him to question her indecision. This exaggerated reaction highlights societal expectations for quick decision-making, especially in fast-food contexts.
Max's writing captures the absurdity of everyday interactions, as the narrator's disbelief translates into a...
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