All right, the alien testosterone right now is a little too much, and I really don't want to have an alien brawl in my house on top of the broken window and the dead body that came through it." I took a breath. "But if you two don't knock it off, I'll kick both of your asses.
The protagonist is feeling overwhelmed by the intense atmosphere created by two aliens whose testosterone levels are escalating, leading to tensions that could result in violence. Dealing with prior chaos, including a broken window and a dead body, adds to their frustration. They are trying to maintain control over an already chaotic situation.
Expressing their irritation, the protagonist warns the aliens that unless they calm down, they will take matters into their own hands and confront them physically. The tension in the room is palpable, showcasing their determination to prevent further conflict in an already complicated scenario.