As a courtesy I'm taking you out to the impound garage to get your vehicle. We've been over it with the best tools available to forensic science, and except for enough cannabis debris to keep an average family of four stoned for a year, you're clean. No blood or impact evidence we can use. Congratulations.
The speaker informs someone that they are being taken to the impound garage to retrieve their vehicle. Despite a thorough forensic examination of the car, the only finding was a significant amount of cannabis debris, which suggests the vehicle was associated with frequent marijuana use. However, there was no blood or impact evidence found that could link the vehicle to a more serious crime or incident.
The message serves both as a relief and a casual acknowledgment of the situation. The speaker's tone hints at a level of informal camaraderie, as they congratulate the individual on escaping serious consequences despite the dubious cannabis evidence, highlighting a blend of humor and irony amidst the consequences of the investigation.
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