Ash paused as he entered the house to find the three women lined up and... singing to... dear gods, anything but this."Fergilicious."All he needed was for Simi to be here and off-key with them since it was her favorite song and he'd spent the better part of the last year cursing whoever was dumb enough to introduce that song to a hormonal teenaged demon. Worst part? Simi wanted him to call her Similicious.
Ash stepped into the house, immediately encountering a scene that filled him with dread. The three women were together, performing a song that he couldn't believe he was witnessing: "Fergilicious." The very thought of the latest viral hit echoing in his home was unbearable, especially since he had already dealt with enough chaos in the past year stemming from it. The situation was made all the more complicated by the fact that Simi, a teenage demon under his charge, was especially fond of this track.
If Simi had been there, it would have been the final straw, as her off-key rendition was something he had learned to dread. To make matters worse, she had playfully asked him to call her "Similicious," a nickname that he found entirely too fitting, given her personality. The tuneful chaos was not just an annoyance for Ash; it was a reminder of the unpredictable nature of his life with Simi and the chaos she brought into his world.
