It's possible - you can never know - that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.

I have no idea what goes through people's heads when they first see me. 'Wow!' or 'Ugh!' More 'Wow!' I hope.

The best way to create emotional or spiritual distance between me and another person is for them to come up to me and go, 'yaassssss.'

I could throw pretty hard. I might strike out 16 guys, but I might walk 10. I mean, I was wild.

Clearly, the qualities Poles admire in a secretary of state - foreign languages, diplomatic experience, even sense of humor - are emphatically not those desired in a head of state: So be it.

I was interviewing Daniel Craig and Naomie Harris for a Bond film a few years ago, and the moment I sat down, my dress ripped. No more bodycon numbers for me. I had to walk out of the room backwards...

Sometimes I buy a fun cereal and let me tell you - the night before I go to bed a little bit excited.

You could say that as I've gotten more mature, I've acquired more manure.

I'd run a mile if anyone in the Royal Family asked me to marry them!

Making people smile makes me feel good from the inside.

We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line, like getting a guy to pull out of his own wedding while the ceremony's taking place.

A fan once asked if he could have a piece of my hair for voodoo. I said no, so he hugged me and plucked out a couple of hairs and ran off.

My name is Bruce Feiler, and I'm an explainaholic. I first heard this word used to describe Isaac Asimov, and I knew instantly that I suffered from the same condition. It's the incurable desire to...

No self-respecting gay guy would have ever made some of the hair and clothing choices I am still trying to live down.

Well, I don't know any piece by heart, but Mozart goes something like this... What do you think?

My maternal grandmother had what might be described in a school report as a 'lively imagination.' She told us that she was a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren.

Will I be sensible and pay off the mortgage? Not a chance.

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

I got a signed document from Bullock's saying that they had such-and-such drawings on consignment. Of course, nobody bought any of them, but otherwise, I was a big success: I had my drawings on sale...

Let's put it this way: there wouldn't be much point in me attending a high-school reunion now because there wouldn't be anybody there. We'd struggle to raise a quorum.

I'll keep going till my face falls off.

I don't think I have an obsession, however I do eat chocolate every day.

You know, girls in general are scarier than Voldemort.

I got fired - November 8, 1979. And all of a sudden, I got a call, two weeks later, about doing a game on ESPN. And I truly said - Scotty Connal, the head of ESPN production at the time, was the guy...

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

Sometimes it's the lead, but there are not always leads out there, so then it's an interesting supporting character, or there's a lot of dough, although that happens less and less. Let's have a good...

Sometimes it's difficult to laugh at certain things but comedy can help.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

As many people are offended by 'All In The Family' as those who like it.

Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.