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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.

Paul Feig
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.

Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box.

Daniel Woodrell
Earned a bachelor's at 27, then an M.F.A. that is still completely unused and in mint condition, never taken out of the box.

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

Georg Brandes
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

I once found myself in Paris, Texas, possibly the most curious juxtaposition of place names in America.

Neil Macdonald
I once found myself in Paris, Texas, possibly the most curious juxtaposition of place names in America.

But I prefer to go to comedies. Give me Julia Roberts smiling anyday.

Gabrielle Union
But I prefer to go to comedies. Give me Julia Roberts smiling anyday.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Sam Levenson
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

Les Dawson
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

I don't think Bond does too much; he's just suave and sexy. He rolls out with his martini and fancy cars. Wow, it sounds like my life already.

Priyanka Chopra
I don't think Bond does too much; he's just suave and sexy. He rolls out with his martini and fancy cars. Wow, it sounds like my life already.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.

Tom Stoppard
It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

Victoria Beckham
What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know...

Emily Browning
With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Franklin P. Jones
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

If the present Mrs. Wogan has a fault - and I must tread carefully here - if she has a fault, this gem in the diadem of womanhood is a hoarder. She never throws anything out. Which may explain the...

Terry Wogan
If the present Mrs. Wogan has a fault - and I must tread carefully here - if she has a fault, this gem in the diadem of womanhood is a hoarder. She never throws anything out. Which may explain the longevity of our marriage.

You never monkey with the truth.

Ben Bradlee
You never monkey with the truth.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Agnes Repplier
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

Nafisa Joseph
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

Lauren Graham
For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Spiro T. Agnew
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Emo Philips
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really...

Gina Bellman
I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really fat.' Fortunately, I really don't think I've changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot.

We had been to a couple really awkward office Christmas parties, including one at our production company. It's just a really interesting place, an event that hadn't really been captured.

Will Speck
We had been to a couple really awkward office Christmas parties, including one at our production company. It's just a really interesting place, an event that hadn't really been captured.

At every Christmas, I fail to remember the daughters' shoe sizes, and they are not growing, but grown. After ostensible hard thought about who needs what, I have failed to give good gifts; I have...

Padgett Powell
At every Christmas, I fail to remember the daughters' shoe sizes, and they are not growing, but grown. After ostensible hard thought about who needs what, I have failed to give good gifts; I have failed to receive good gifts.

The Americans love Aussies, but they're actually quite afraid of us at the same time because they think we're insane. Then they see our sports - league, union, and AFL - and that makes them even more...

Russell Crowe
The Americans love Aussies, but they're actually quite afraid of us at the same time because they think we're insane. Then they see our sports - league, union, and AFL - and that makes them even more worried.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

Diane English
One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

I like working on stories where I can explore the darker corners of childhood without illustrations but with humor.

Kate Klise
I like working on stories where I can explore the darker corners of childhood without illustrations but with humor.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
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