At the end of the hall stood a walnut door with a bronze plaque: ASCLEPIUS MD, DMD, DME, DC, DVS, FAAN, OMG, EMT, TTYL, FRCP, ME, IOU, OD, OT, PHARMD, BAMF, RN, PHD, INC., SMH There may have been more acronyms in the list, but by that point Leo's brain had exploded.
by Rick Riordan
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At the end of a hallway, Leo encounters an impressive walnut door adorned with a bronze plaque. The plaque features an extensive list of acronyms, highlighting the multitude of qualifications and accolades associated with the name Asclepius. The impressive array of titles overwhelms Leo, causing him to feel as if his mind has reached its limits, given the sheer volume of credentials listed.

This moment captures the absurdity and humor often found in Rick Riordan's writing, as Leo's reaction reflects a sense of disbelief at the exaggerated presentation of Asclepius's expertise. The parody of modern academia and professional qualifications adds a comedic element to the narrative, emphasizing the eccentricity of the characters and their world.

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