In Marian Keyes' novel "Watermelon," the character's humorous predicament is highlighted through a witty observation that reveals the absurdity of their situation. The quote reflects the protagonist's frustration with a waiter who seems unable to take decisive action, emphasizing the limitations of his role. Rather than exhibiting any typical heroism or confrontational behavior, the waiter is portrayed in a comedic light, suggesting that his only response would be trivial attempts despite...