He was also the god of {take a deep breath} commerce, languages, thievery, cheeseburgers, trickery, eloquent speaking, feasts, cheeseburgers, hospitality, guard dogs, birds of omen, gymnastics, athletic competitions, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers and telling fortunes with dice. Okay, I just tossed in the cheeseburgers to see if you were paying attention. Also, I'm hungry.
by Rick Riordan
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The quote humorously highlights the numerous domains attributed to a specific god, emphasizing the vastness of his influence. It touches on serious aspects like commerce, languages, and hospitality, but then introduces a light-hearted element with the repeated mention of cheeseburgers. This juxtaposition illustrates how myths can intertwine with modern sensibilities, making ancient stories relatable and amusing to contemporary audiences.

The playful tone extends the text's charm, suggesting not only the diversity of the god's responsibilities but also the author's intent to engage readers with humor. By including random elements like cheeseburgers, the author creates a connection with the audience, reminding us that even gods could have quirky, unexpected attributes. This approach not only entertains but also invites curiosity about mythology and its characters in a fun, accessible way.

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