In a humorous exchange, one character reflects on a disastrous trip. Initially planning to fly, they were unexpectedly offered a ride by a tiger, who they assumed would be gentle. Unfortunately, the experience turned out to be far from gentle, leading to a serious injury that drastically altered their life.

As the conversation continues, the response from the other character shows a mix of disbelief and sarcasm regarding the misadventure. The situation highlights the absurdity of life and the challenges that arise unexpectedly, while also illustrating the humorous style characteristic of David Sedaris's writing in "Calypso."