Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.
In "The Son of Neptune" by Rick Riordan, a humorous moment arises when a character, Alyconeus, receives some uncharacteristic advice regarding his choice of residence. He is pointedly told that selecting the largest state is not wise if it's in a narrow area, which ironically leads him to Canada. This line reflects the blend of comedy and wisdom that often characterizes Riordan's writing.
This advice highlights the absurdity of Alyconeus's situation...