I am silent in the club I am silent in the pub, I am silent on a bally peak in Darien; For I stuff away for life Shoving peas in with a knife, Because I am at heart a Vegetarian. No more the milk of cows Shall pollute my private house Than the milk of the wild mares of the Barbarian; I will stick to port and sherry, For they are so very, very, So very, very, very Vegetarian. -G. K. CHESTERTON
The quote reflects the speaker's resolute decision to embrace a vegetarian lifestyle, highlighting their commitment to avoiding animal products, such as meat and dairy. The speaker humorously describes a solitary existence in various social settings, emphasizing their choice to refrain from consuming foods that contradict their beliefs, even going so far as to use a knife to stuff peas. This illustrates a strong dedication to their dietary principles amidst temptation.
Furthermore, the speaker expresses a disdain for animal-derived products, equating consuming milk from cows to allowing the more savage sources of milk. Instead, they express preference for alcoholic beverages, such as port and sherry, showing a clever twist that aligns with their vegetarian ideals. Through witty language, the quote underscores the inner conviction and playful attitude toward living a life consistent with their vegetarian values.
