I just might kill someone in my next job, and I'll be honest here, I couldn't do the time. Really. No way. I couldn't share a room with four other people, let alone poop in front of them. I hate sharing a room and a bathroom with my husband, and I even have eminent domain over him. Prison would never work out: I'd get picked last for all of the gangs, I'd never get included in the escape plans, it would be just like high school
In her book "I Love Everybody," Laurie Notaro candidly expresses her aversion to prison life. She humorously contemplates the consequences of potentially committing a crime, stating that she couldn't bear the thought of being incarcerated. Notaro highlights her discomfort with sharing spaces, even with her husband, illustrating her extreme dislike for communal living environments. Her frankness points to a deeper anxiety about losing personal freedom and privacy.
Notaro further reflects on the social dynamics of prison, equating it to the awkwardness of high school. She imagines being isolated and excluded, unable to be part of any social groups or escape plans, which emphasizes her fears and insecurities. Her witty and relatable commentary paints a vivid picture of her personality, balancing humor with a genuine concern about the realities of imprisonment.
