In her book "I Love Everybody," Laurie Notaro candidly expresses her aversion to prison life. She humorously contemplates the consequences of potentially committing a crime, stating that she couldn't bear the thought of being incarcerated. Notaro highlights her discomfort with sharing spaces, even with her husband, illustrating her extreme dislike for communal living environments. Her frankness points to a deeper anxiety about losing personal freedom and privacy.

Notaro further reflects on the social dynamics of prison, equating it to the awkwardness of high school. She imagines being isolated and excluded, unable to be part of any social groups or escape plans, which emphasizes her fears and insecurities. Her witty and relatable commentary paints a vivid picture of her personality, balancing humor with a genuine concern about the realities of imprisonment.