In his book "Calypso," author David Sedaris expresses a strong aversion to the so-called poltergeist industry, emphasizing his unwillingness to patronize haunted accommodations. He humorously declares that he would prefer to sleep in a cardboard box rather than spend a night at famously haunted locations like the Belle Grove Plantation or the Albert Shafsky House. Sedaris's remarks highlight his skepticism about the allure of these haunted establishments.

Through this commentary, Sedaris critiques the fascination with haunted hotels and B&Bs in America, pointing out that the list of "The Hundred Most Haunted Hotels" omits the name "Scarriott." His stance suggests a deeper commentary on the commercialization of ghost stories and the phenomenon of seeking out alleged paranormal experiences. Sedaris's wit and candidness offer a blend of humor and critical reflection on societal obsessions with the supernatural.