In this excerpt from "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller, Major Danby reflects humorously on the notion of living without responsibility by comparing life to that of a vegetable. He contemplates the kind of vegetable he would prefer to be, discussing the fates of cucumbers and carrots. The conversation takes a more serious turn as he recognizes the undesirable reality of being a poor vegetable, destined to decay and serve as fertilizer instead of thriving.

This exchange highlights Major Danby's desire to escape the burdens of decision-making while simultaneously acknowledging the harsh realities of life. His initial whimsical choice quickly reveals the underlying truth that avoiding responsibility may lead to an unfulfilled existence. Ultimately, his sad resignation shows a desire for meaning beyond a passive life.