In "Headhunters on My Doorstep: A True Treasure Island Ghost Story," author J. Maarten Troost reflects on his experience treating a wound with antibiotic cream, allowing it to heal before indulging in serious snorkeling. He expresses his fondness for the term "serious snorkeling," suggesting a playful and humorous tone. Troost contemplates how to weave the phrase "I'm a serious snorkeler, bitchezz" into his narrative in a way that feels natural rather than forced, highlighting his desire to blend humor with storytelling.

This excerpt captures Troost's unique voice and perspective as he navigates adventures while dealing with the realities of travel. He balances the seriousness of self-care with the light-heartedness of his snorkeling enthusiasm, indicating a love for exploring underwater life. His witty commentary adds depth to his journey, making it relatable and enjoyable for readers who appreciate humor intertwined with personal anecdotes.