In a clever retort, alluding to both his considerable girth and to his network of influential friends abroad, the agronomist replied, Your Excellency, the weight of my body would break the gallows with a noise loud enough to be heard in America.
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In a witty exchange, an agronomist cleverly addressed an official by highlighting both his hefty stature and his connections with powerful allies overseas. This humorous remark not only showcased his sharp wit but also hinted at the significant impact he believed his presence and influence could have on the world stage.

His remark, suggesting that his weight could cause the gallows to break with a loud crash heard all the way in America, emphasized his self-awareness and the larger implications of his role in international affairs. The agronomist's response not only lightened the mood but also underscored the gravity of political and personal connections during his time.

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