In a well-ordered universe... camping would take place indoors.
This quote encapsulates a playful contradiction between the notions of order and adventure. It suggests that a perfectly structured, predictable world might eliminate the very essence of camping that many cherish—the unpredictability, the rawness of nature, and the inherent discomforts that teach resilience and foster spontaneity. Camping indoors, while orderly and comfortable, would strip away the authentic experience of engaging with the natural world, leaving only a sanitized and controlled simulation.
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