In this excerpt, the narrator suggests that Dylan has the qualities to be a girl's ideal partner, emphasizing his good traits. The phrase "just between you and me and the lamppost" hints at a secret or intimate tone, making the statement feel more personal and genuine.
The narrator also reveals a personal reflection, indicating that if they didn't already have someone special, they might have been excited to have Dylan as a "gorgeous mutant" gift. This shows admiration for Dylan's unique qualities and hints at a close, perhaps humorous, bond between the characters.