Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you into a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared.

๐Ÿ“– David Sedaris

๐ŸŒ American  |  ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ Writer

๐ŸŽ‚ December 26, 1956
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In a humorous and somewhat unsettling admonition, a character indicates that someone should gather their belongings before bed. The arrival of a former bishop from Turkey, accompanied by a group of black men, leads to uncertainty about what might happen next. The character hints at a range of bizarre possibilities, from harmless pranks involving candy in shoes to more outlandish scenarios like being stuffed into a sack and taken away.

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