The narrator's focus is briefly interrupted by the entertaining idea of a band with the name Hot Underwear, which features amusingly named characters like Jesus the Thong Burglar on guitar and vocals, Hellerman Schmellerman on bass and vocals, and a drummer humorously dubbed "Phil Rudd." This playful concept not only captures attention but also hints at the fun and creativity associated with band names.

The mention of their debut album, Wet and Loaded, suggests intriguing possibilities for album artwork that could accompany such a quirky band. This diversion reflects the wider narrative of the book, King Dork Approximately, by Frank Portman, which creatively engages with themes of adolescence, music, and the humorous aspects of teenage life.