My dad called the cops and told them I stole his car.I roll my eyes. Your old man put you in this hellhole? On purpose?He thought it would teach me a lesson.Yeah, I say. The lesson is that your old man's an asshole. The dad should have taught his son how to dress better instead.My mom'll bail me out.You sure?White Guy straightens. She's a lawyer, and my dad's done this before. A few times. I think to piss off my mom and get her attention. They're divorced.I shake my head. White people.
A son reflects on the actions of his father, who has reported him to the police for stealing his own car. The young man sees this as an intentional punishment rather than a lesson and criticizes his father's parenting approach, suggesting that rather than learning anything constructive, he has been placed in a difficult situation. He believes his father's motivation is to provoke his mother, hinting at unresolved issues from their divorce.
The son dismisses the situation, confident his mother, a lawyer, will come to his rescue. He recognizes a pattern in his father's behavior, pointing out that these incidents seem aimed at upsetting his mother. His critical view of his father's actions reflects a broader commentary on their family dynamics, showcasing the son's frustration with his father's choices and the complications arising from their family structure.
